Posted 1 hour ago

When I graduate, I will sneak into all my teachers’ bedrooms and do this:

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(Source: theerasedcitizen)

Posted 1 hour ago
  1. Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
  2. Friend: But she's really a
  3. Me: No stop
Posted 1 hour ago
fujimaki-san:

Why doesn’t Kai have this scar in the show?

fujimaki-san:

Why doesn’t Kai have this scar in the show?

Posted 1 hour ago

fujimaki-san:

BUT IMAGINE NINJAGO IN PSG STYLE

Posted 1 hour ago

zatsmoopy:

Fuse is my best ninjago oc.

Posted 1 hour ago

batched:

notsosilentwallflower:

batched:

knightlock:

how much do boy/girlfriend cost

at least 3 potato

didn’t it use to be 2 potato

the recession hit us hard

Posted 1 hour ago

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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Posted 1 hour ago

caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
Posted 1 hour ago

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

Posted 1 hour ago

dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

Posted 1 hour ago

rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

(Source: a-torv)

Posted 2 hours ago

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

(Source: jewishsanta)

Posted 2 hours ago
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omgrunlol:

powerlesbian:

today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

oh my god

(Source: auntiewitch)

Posted 2 hours ago

lego-ninjago-lover:

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I AM LAUGHING. I DIDNT EXPECT THE GIF TO GO THIS WAY BUT OMG

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